“Tonight I will have an orgy in my house,” said Porcius, a Roman from Nero’s time, to his friend Glaucus.. There will be delicacies and wine in abundance, and sex of all kinds. Come and bring your wife.” Glaucus was interested. He wanted to know: “How many will be attending the orgy?” Porcio answered: “If you and your wife come, there will be three of us”… The young Leovigildo married Dulcibella. On their return from the honeymoon they arrived at the marital home.. At her entrance she told him: “Choose, Leo: living room, kitchen or bedroom. Only in one of those three rooms will I strive to be good.” (Allow me some advice, Leovigildo. Choose the bedroom. As the years go by you will be able to choose the kitchen, since gluttony is the last sin of the flesh that we can commit)… Rosibel invited her boyfriend to visit her that night at her house. She told him: “I’m sure you’ll like my parents very much. They will not be… Afrodisio, a man prone to libido, took the beautiful Loretela in his car to the sunny place known as El Ensalivadero, accomplice of lovers in a trance of passion. There she suggested he go to the back seat of the vehicle where, she told him, they could see the moon and stars better. As a truthful historian, I must record the fact that that night the sky was covered by a thick layer of clouds that absolutely prevented the contemplation of the aforementioned celestial stars. Furthermore, Loretela warned the libidinous gallant: “I never do it on the first date.” Annoyed by this refusal, Aphrodisio replied: “But this is not the first date, sweetie. It is the last one”… In the course of the act of love, the husband told his indifferent spouse: “I married you for life, Nieva, but you must show some.” (The doctor asked that lady: “Are you sexually active?” “No, doctor,” she responded. “I just wear it.” She was doing like Queen Victoria of England. When her husband, Prince Albert, exercised her right as a husband, she closed her eyes and began to think about the future of the Empire. Even so, the sovereign and her royal consort had nine children, which proves that offspring has nothing to do with concupiscence)… At the Thursday snack, Doña Clamata told her friends: “I haven’t had my husband in bed for a month. I found her in his car a pair of black lace panties with red applications.” Without being able to contain herself, Mrs. Pilonga, her best friend, exclaimed: “She is mine!” (The members of Club Silvestre were surprised to see that in the locker room one of their companions was putting on a woman’s garter belt. “Since when have you worn that?” –they asked him, suspiciously. The other responded, sullenly: “Since I wore it.” my wife found it in the car and I told her that it was part of the wardrobe that a golf player must wear)… Those who were married celebrated their golden wedding anniversary. A reporter asked the husband to what she attributed the success of their marriage. The man explained: “Since we got married, my wife and I agreed to go out at night two days a week, in order to have fun and thus avoid boredom in our marriage. She went out on Tuesdays and Fridays, and I went out on Wednesdays and Saturdays… Don Acisclo, a mature gentleman, greatly disliked porn movies. He declared, sullenly: “I hate seeing a bastard who has more sex in 10 minutes than I had in my entire life.” (In that regard, Mr. Acisclo, quantity does not matter as much as quality. A certain friend of mine prefers to make love with mature ladies, owners of hidden skills and delightful wisdom. “For little girls,” he says, “everything goes away.” in laughing and wheezing “… END.
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